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+<!doctype html>
+<html lang="ru">
+    <head>
+        <meta charset="UTF-8" />
+        <title>Портал к чайнику открылся! 🚀</title>
+        <style>
+            body,
+            html {
+                height: 100%;
+                margin: 0;
+                font-family: "Arial", sans-serif;
+                display: flex;
+                justify-content: center;
+                align-items: center;
+                background-color: #1a2c44; /* темно-синий фон */
+            }
+            .container {
+                text-align: center;
+                max-width: 600px;
+                color: #e0e0ff; /* светло-голубой текст для контраста */
+                background-color: rgba(
+                    25,
+                    39,
+                    66,
+                    0.85
+                ); /* темно-серый с прозрачностью для фона */
+                padding: 20px;
+                border-radius: 10px;
+            }
+            h1 {
+                font-size: 2em;
+                color: #f0e68c; /* цвет ананаса, чтобы добавить яркости */
+            }
+            p {
+                line-height: 1.6;
+            }
+            img {
+                width: 480px;
+                margin-top: 20px;
+                border: 0px solid #f0e68c; /* граница в цвете ананаса для контраста */
+            }
+        </style>
+    </head>
+    <body>
+        <div class="container">
+            <h1>Ошибка 418: Я - чайник</h1>
+            <p>
+                Похоже, в результате квантового скачка вы обратились не к
+                серверу, а к параллельной вселенной, где чайники — это основное
+                информационное устройство.
+            </p>
+            <img
+                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+                alt="Чайник"
+            />
+            <p>
+                Попробуйте снова, и может вам повезет — вы найдёте путь назад к
+                серверу!
+            </p>
+            <p>
+                <small
+                    >*Спасибо за ваше терпение. Мы работаем над устранением
+                    этого "квантового скачка".</small
+                >
+            </p>
+        </div>
+    </body>
+</html>